Monday, September 27, 2010

Funny Mobile Text Jokes in Urdu

Shadi k 2 din baad!
Girl: Ammi meri aaj un say larai ho gai !
Mom: Beta shadi k baad jhagray to hotey rehtay hain !
Girl: woh to theek hay par ab laash ka kia karoon


Teachr
Bacho past Presnt n future tenses ki koi misal dyn,
Jesy k,
Me khubsurt thi. Khubsurt hn. Khubsurt rhungi.
BACHA:Apko wehem tha.
Wehm he or wehm rahy ga.


Main ny molvi sahab sy pocha ky mobile k zakat kea ha?
Wo boly kuch nae sirf faqeeron k SMS ker do.
To main ny aada ker de.App mat kerna faqeer py farz nahe hote.

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