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Interesting Facts of Marriage. . .

Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy?

Ans. G Haan, Magar Bahir Jany kaB-)

Q. Insan Apni Bewaqufi Par kab khush Hota Hy?

Ans. Shadi k DinB-)

Q. Kya Zubani Laraai Mein Orat Sy koi Jeet Sakta Hy?

Ans. G Haan, Doosri OratB-)

Q. Tallaaq ki Sab Sy Bari Waja kya Hy?

Ans. Shadi.:-)

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Hum rishta dil se nibhana jante hai.

zakhmo pe marham lagana jante hai

hume bhulne ki galti mat karna

kyonki hum kaan ke niche lagana bhi jante hai.

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Ye Scooty Kab li?

Sardar : Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai,

sab kapde utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo,

maine scooty le li, kapdo ka main kya karta!!!...

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Roz Logo se tere Pange honge....

Ghar me tere roz Dange honge....

Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to Yaad rakhana

tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge..

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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,

Ladke bhi unke saath the

Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya: HUMARI MAANGE

Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO

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A husband and a wife are like two wheels of a vehicle.

If one gets punctured, the vehicle can` [...]